Saturday, December 18, 2010

How to Be a Go-To Voice Talent | Part 2

The Earful – December 2010
By Tim Underwood

www.thewebvoice.com
 
Over the next three months, I'll be sharing material that was supplemental to my June keynote at Voice 2010 in Los Angeles. The presentation was divided into three important skill sets that envelop all professional voice talents: business skills, technical skills and session skills.

The session was very well-received and I've had several requests from non-attendees to publish the material.

Here's installment two of three.
 
Technical Skills - What follows, are two brief exchanges between me and a couple of different folks during different sessions.

Tim: "Great take! Listen, it sounds like you're drifting a bit off-axis...can you get a little closer to the mike?”

Talent: "Off-axis? What's that?"

Tim: "You're going off to the side of the mike and missing the sweet spot making the audio a bit muddy...okay...here we go...rolling on take seven."

(This second scenario absolutely stunned me. Not the talent's fault on this one, though worthy of a few computer keystrokes to tell you the story. Similar situations have happened with talents engineering their own sessions, though this is the most egregious example with a dedicated engineer and absolutely inexcusable. This took place during an ISDN session from my studio to one of the Northwest's premier production houses.)

Tim: "I'm getting a nasty rumble at about 100-125 hertz...you guys hearing that?"

Other Engineer: "This is the one studio in the building without AC...we've got a fan in the booth so (the talent) doesn't burn up. 

Tim: "Can we turn it off and then on again for a few minutes after every three or so takes?"

Other Engineer: "It’s a sweatbox in here. You can filter it in post."

The other engineer was partly correct. While I could certainly filter most of it in post, cutting down the fan’s rumble frequency was also going to take that same frequency out of the talent's voice, resulting in a thin-sounding read. Had there not been music throughout the spot to mask the remaining rumble and add some low-end, the tracks would've been unusable.

I incurred an extra 15 minutes of work because of this engineer. Since I refuse to pass charges like this onto my clients (not their fault), I ate the time.

Not only have I never used this studio again, I later learned they removed their ISDN box because it wasn't generating enough revenue.

Gee...wonder why?

Throughout the years, I've connected to home studios and during sessions heard babies crying, dogs barking, The 405, weed whackers and a host of other unwelcome audio intrusions.

I've also had talents who've unplugged live mikes (never, ever do this), not understood rudimentary technical terms and who've struggled with ISDN settings to the point where we had to abandon the connection and switch to a phone patch. More non-billable time for me and (of course) my client had to witness the entire cluster.

Recommendations:

Engineers/producers shouldn't expect talents to be experts with standing wave ratios and comb filtering, no more than voice talents should expect engineers/producers to possess the pitch-intonation and improvisation skills they have.

What we do expect is a clean audio chain, noise-free booth and that you have a handle on how to use the basic functions of your equipment.

I realize that living situations will dictate how much noise isolation is possible and that moving to a quiet farm in Vermont or telling your neighbors to quit mowing their lawn are options most of you don't have.

The options you do have are purchasing a vocal booth from a company such as VocalBooth™ (located in Bend, Oregon and here at VOICE 2010!), moving your operation to your basement or quieting the room you do have with sound reinforcement.

Optimize your studio and your knowledge thereof. Passing along pristine audio to the folks down the line will go a long way towards optimizing your value as a Go-To Voice Talent!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

How to Be a Go-To Voice Talent | Part 1

The Earful – November 2010
By Tim Underwood

www.thewebvoice.com
 
Over the next three months, I'll be sharing material that was supplemental to my June keynote at Voice 2010 in Los Angeles. The presentation was divided into three important skill sets that envelop all professional voice talents: business skills, technical skills and session skills.

The session was very well-received and I've had several requests from non-attendees to publish the material.

Here you go!

Business Skills - There’s a talent on my roster I occasionally use. This person is talented enough and is very attentive with sending invoices, keeping me updated with vacation outages, etc.

Still, I've not warmed up to them in the way I have to other talents and as such, don't frequent their "voice boutique" too often.

Then it hit me: it's their personality; their dourness, in particular.

I know what you're thinking. Get over it, Tim. Not everyone's like you and you're just being difficult. Learn to deal with people and rise above it.

Point taken.

Now, follow along with me as I indulge you in another restaurant corollary. This story is 100% true and not embellished for the sake of bolstering my position. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent (and guilty).

With a population of 80,000, Bend, Oregon is large enough to have the big box stores while still small enough to have a very healthy amount of "mom and pops".

My studio is located downtown. If I had to guess, downtown Bend is probably a 90-10 mix of businesses, with the little guys dominating most of the landscape.

While not as quaint as Mayberry, it's most certainly not as sprawling as downtown Los Angeles. If he were alive today, Norman Rockwell would have no trouble in finding subject matter for at least a dozen paintings after a 30 minute stroll up and down our two main thoroughfares.

Nearly every day, I'll "make the rounds" to the post office, the bank and less frequently, though still within walking distance, to my barber, lawyer and CPA. I've done this for more than 11 years and as you might imagine, either wave to or receive waves from shop owners tending their stores.

Often during my treks, I'll see someone I know. We exchange hugs and/or pleasantries and every once in a while a third person whom we both know will round a corner and our posse will spend a few precious moments together.

There's a great energy about downtown Bend. While vibrant with commerce, it's also rich with historic parks, jaw-dropping mountain views and a true sense of community. I feed off that energy. It invigorates, inspires and satisfies me.

Here's the "buzz-harsher" and the point of my analogy:

Near my studio is a Chinese restaurant. Though not a favorite of mine, I'd lunched there maybe a half-dozen times over the years due to its proximity and killer sesame beef. This restaurant was also financially sound with a well-established customer base and uniqueness as the only Chinese joint downtown.

A few years ago, it was purchased by an acquaintance. This individual had come into some money and was looking for a business opportunity. Daily, in true Rockwell-like fashion, "Steve" swept away debris from the eatery’s entrance area 15 or so minutes before flipping the Open sign.

Since our schedules didn't coincide, I saw Steve maybe once a month. On one particular and otherwise postcard perfect day, I headed out early to jump-start my energy absorption.

"Hey Steve," I proclaimed.

"Hey," he offered in an uninspired tone.

"How's biz?"

"Shitty. Fired my night cook and my f***ing produce guy hasn't shown up yet."

Unwittingly, Steve had just thrown a bucket of paint on my Rockwell and vandalized my picture.

After a pause to formulate my response, all I could seem to orate was an equally uninspired, "gosh...sorry to hear that."

With a few strokes of the broom he said, "wanna come by for lunch?"

"Uh...no thanks...packed a sandwich today."

I lied.

After a bit more conversing, I was on my way; hopeful that the anticipated energy of this day hadn't evaporated in those first few minutes.

I reflect on this moment often. While we as business owners aren't immune to the occasional funky mood or delinquent vendor, it's my belief that there's a certain amount of "game face" obligation required when you're serving the public.

I also reflect on this moment each time I become engaged in conversation with the aforementioned voice talent. Something is always wrong, broken or bad.

"Hey...I noticed you don't have your toll-free number anymore," I said during a recent call.

"Yeah...costs too much money. Besides, no one's calling anyway, what's the point?"

I took the bait. I didn't want to prolong the woe, but still bit.

"If no one's calling, then you don't get charged, sans what...eight or nine bucks in excise fees or some federal tax, right?"

"Eight or nine bucks is a big deal, Tim."

Come to think of it, the talent's right. Eight or nine bucks is a lunch out. And I know just the place. In fact, if Steve still owned the restaurant, the two of them could spend hours commiserating on the cruelties of life and how the government's just out to get 'em!

Rewind.

"Hey Steve," I proclaimed.

"Hey," he offered in a somewhat inspired tone.

"How's biz?"

"Always challenging, never boring! Breaking in a new cook at dinner tonight, maybe looking for a new produce vendor...know anyone?"

After a pause to gather ourselves after a shared chuckle, Steve offered, "sesame beef's awesome as always...see you for lunch?"

"Sure!"

In this imaginary scenario, Steve is still acknowledging that all is not perfect, though if anyone's up for the challenge, it's him. This may sound too Utopian for some of you, though considering the two scenarios, whose restaurant would you rather eat at? Which sounds like a more appetizing dining experience for your eight or nine bucks?

During Steve's remaining tenure at the restaurant, I never returned for a meal. After nearly running it into the ground, he eventually sold it. Haotian, the new owner, didn't make major changes to the menu, though he did have the place painted a brighter color.

His infectious smile and cheerful demeanor somehow make the sesame beef taste that much better and I'm now somewhat of a regular.

The graffiti is off the Rockwell.

Recommendations:

Am I going to want to book the talent who's friendly and time-efficient or the one who bends my ear for 10 minutes with the drama du jour?

Yes. A relative dying or a child with brain cancer (two real scenarios I've dealt with) are exceptions that I will absolutely make time for.

What I do find difficult (and very ironic), is feeling compassion for talents (and also customers and vendors) who have seemingly endless time to spend complaining about not being busy enough.

Get your nose to the grindstone, stop wasting time talking about not being busy and get busier. Cold call, optimize your Web site for the search engines, do something. Save the consoling 'til after five with a loved one or close friend.

You'd be surprised what a more positive attitude can produce during working hours, both in yourself and in those you serve.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Shortcomings of the DIY'er

The Earful – October 2010
By Tim Underwood
www.thewebvoice.com
 
The following is in response to another blog at articulate.com.

The original post and subsequent comments were discussing how amateurs could improve the quality of home recordings for the purpose of incorporating self-narration into e-Learning software that they or their company were planning to take to market.

Hello Tom-

Well-written and some good pointers for those getting their feet wet in the world of "do-it-yourself" recording! Your four basic tips are indeed crucial to improving the quality of an audio recording.

In reading your article, I'm reminded of a "do-it-yourself" project I embarked on several years ago.

As a way to save money (or so I thought), I was determined to try my hand at remodeling the back section of a small home I was living in. Nothing major mind you; no load-bearing walls to deal with or concrete to pour, just a little framing and Sheetrock work I thought...easy, right?

I pulled out my trusty, mid-70s era "do-it-yourself" manual from Reader's Digest and headed down to the neighborhood hardware store for mud, tape, nails and some friendly, hometown advice.

Later that month, still immersed in measuring, sawing, cursing, mudding, taping and cursing more, I was nearing the finishing point and mostly fed-up with the experience.

I'd made somewhat of a mess of things. The new door/frame assembly was cockeyed in the framed area I'd installed it into, the seam lines at the join points in the Sheetrock were far from unnoticeable and my sense of pride was shattered when my then fiancée was less than overwhelmed with my handy-work.

Without much debate, we relinquished ourselves to hire a professional carpenter to come in and finish the job.

The man was a true diplomat in his critique of my work, though his underlying message was abundantly clear: kid, you're in over your head.

I was indeed.

Had I finished the job, would I have been proud enough to bring my friends back to the room and boast about my “weekend warrior” carpentry skills?

Heck no.

As I recall, the bill to make things right was about $1200 for three days' work. The end result was not only professional, it was “boast-worthy”.

Hopefully, this little story should underscore something of larger importance: even if you have the best of intentions and think you have the right tools, a professional performing their craft will produce markedly better results.

I know when to check my ego at the door. I know the difference between well-done and wannabe and I wish more people did.

I'd NEVER present this work to neighbors or friends (let alone potential consumers) as a representation of my "skills" and no way would I ever think to take a product to market that reflected such.

Voice talent "warriors" go into recording with the best of intentions. They think, "hey, I've got a good voice, a computer and a USB microphone - how hard can it be, right?"

Hmm.

I had a book, tool belt, saw and a hammer.

What I lacked was skill, experience and an undying passion for the work I was attempting.

As my left foot returns to the ground from the soapbox:

If you want to have fun with consumer-grade equipment and an untrained voice, go wild on YouTube or make your significant other an audio greeting card.

If you’re a company taking an e-Learning course to market, hire a professional voice talent with professional equipment. The reasonable investment you make will pay you back many times over and save you a mountain of frustration, money (yes, time is money) and embarrassment in the process.

The professionals are waiting at www.thewebvoice.com

Monday, September 13, 2010

First Impressions

The Earful – September 2010
By Tim Underwood
www.thewebvoice.com
 
“Hi…uh…I’m T-t-t-im…um…nice to meet you (no eye contact)…I thought (quiver in voice) maybe later we could go get a milkshake (uncomfortable pause) or something?”

At the time, I thought it was a brilliant opening.

Of course, I was only 12.

The subject of my affection was Liz, the striking 14-year-old I first spied several days prior, two houses down. I learned she was the granddaughter of one of our neighbors and that she and her family were visiting from out-of-state. After much rumination and palm sweating, I’d finally worked up the nerve to ask her on a “date”.

I was crushed when she said flatly, “no thanks.”

Recently, I had reason to call the corporate offices of Facebook. I was reminded of the Liz debacle after hearing their voice message:

“Hello. You have reached Facebook. If you know your parties extension, you can dial it (maybe he said us, hard to discern) at anytime. (pause…breath)

If you are a user (maybe he thought about contracting you and are into you’re; a slight bobble here) looking for customer care (background conversation audible), please press “1”. (breath)

Otherwise, press “0” for an operator or (awkward hesitation) wait for the tone to (more background jabber) leave a message. Thank you.” (pause…loud phone hang-up)

I hope the corollary here is obvious.

What’s not so obvious is why so many companies neglect to make a good first impression. With no offense meant to the above message-maker, it sounds to me like he drew the short straw at the office and begrudgingly recorded the company message.

Facebook’s company message.

The same Facebook that boasts on the Career page of their Web site: “We're a cutting-edge technology company..."

Really?

Based solely on their phone greeting, I’d liken them to a startup operating out of an apartment being run by a guy named Mike who had the TV on while recording said greeting.

If yours is truly a “cutting-edge company”, then why is the voice of your company that of a somewhat been-there-done-that-kind-of-boring guy?

What you’ve inadvertently impressed upon your customer is that yours is a been-there-done-that-kind-of-boring company.

And we all know that’s not Facebook.

Here’s another earful:

Suppose your company is a high-end jewelry store. The display cases are immaculate and filled with stunning elegance; your logo reflects impeccable quality and sophistication; your salespeople are perfectly groomed and meticulous in their service.

And then there’s your phone message, cheerfully and unprofessionally voiced by Madison.

Madison is the owner’s daughter. Her voice is somewhat high-pitched and she’s somewhat young. Not that I’m against young women with high-pitched voices, though hers is a voice I would associate more with a cheerful barista rather than an alluring salesperson.

Jewelry is somewhat sexy. Coffee is somewhat not.

Madison’s only qualification for the job of company “spokesperson”?

She's the boss’s daughter. She’s not a professional voice talent.

How’s your company greeting its customers? Is the first impression you bestow that of a bashful youth standing on a front porch? Or is it a voice that’s an extension of your company’s image - reinforcing the brand you’ve worked so hard to embellish.

We currently embellish the images of everyone from BendBroadband to BMW and would like the opportunity to buff up your company’s first impression.

Call TheWebVoice.com toll-free at 1-877-284-7876.

PS - True story. I recently found Liz on Facebook and wrote her a short note. I knew it was a brilliant opening - much better than the one 30 years ago.

She “friended” me almost immediately.